“Are we negroes?
Oh Bobby.
BY THE WATERS OF BABYLON
I LEAD A BORING LIFE IN A NORMAL TOWN WITH GREAT PEOPLE .
One of my biggest dreams is to see SNL in person
An even bigger dream would be to work for SNL
It’s been alright, I’ve had a lovely night with you.
I wish you knew you were in the good ol’ days before you left them
Andy Bernard aka “The Nard Dog” on The Office series finale (via ladytrends)
“This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital”
The Office on Parkour.
| Dwight: | Michael, I can't believe you came. |
|---|---|
| Michael: | That's what she said. |
Thanks for the past nine years.
Goodbye ‘The Office’
Registered for fall classes and it looks kind of stressful the amount of science credits hrs will be taking.
But no one said it would be easy trying to do pre-med.
Both of my parents crossed the desert more than once trying to come to America
and I can’t even go to a full 2 hr class lecture
THIS!
Don’t you feel 300 pounds lighter?
(via flushwithcash)
